I just had the most retarded dream..i went to sleep at 5.30 right..
it had to do with me running late to work at the chicken shop(i used to work at a chicken shop) because I was in the process of looking for some sort of present for my mum in a shop. That present ended up being a flying broom stick…wtf?
Anyway, went home via the chicken shop and said to my boss “I’m working tonight right” where he replied with “you should have checked your roster!..if you dont know when youre working ill just call [some chicks name]” I was like nonono …i was just checking to see if you had any spare uniforms? … because i wasnt sure mine was clean.
Anyway, after that kerfuffle i went back home to get changed to go back to work. I was running around like a maniac trying to find my uniform.
I finally find it and get dressed, then it starts raining. I think about taking the newly purchased flying broom stick to work, where my sister tells me not to do it because it hasnt been tested yet. I listen to her and take the car…its 4.15 or 3.45, and i have 15mins to get to work. I make a detour via some home clothing factory run by a bunch of teenage asians (whilst i was running late to work mind you) to get a CD to them. I was running late to see them too for some reason, I was spose to be working for them too. Anyway i sit down on a bean bag and do some work.. I think a couple girls had a word to each other about me… then I said I was running late and was off. The boss there looked at me weirdly and said ok, I pick up a few heavy boxes which i can barely see over and at this point i decide to call my boss to tell him I’m running late due to a car accident caused by the rain(likely story). I go outside and look for my car, it wasnt there. I notice the bus stop sign where I had parked and cursed…. FFFFFUUUUUUUUU
I go into the coffee shop it was parked infront of and they said “oh yeah some ladies were inside throwing shit around and were impounding your car” Dialog was exchanged and I found out I had to go to a military road in Engadine which is where my car was being held. I ask if i could pay it off there because i was running late for work at the chicken shop and apparently I could, so i pay off the fine to go outside to see my car. Some how it got moved and they were impounding it again. I rushed over to say I was just fined and was paying it off, I show the officer my parking fine which was paid at 5.05, the time was 5.10. So the officer goes into the coffee shop to check the validity of my reciept which is when i bump into an old friend.
She was with somebody else and for some reason I was still needing to get to this military road although my car was right there. I thought I could take the broom again, but figured out pretty quickly that 1, it would have been in the car, or 2. it would have been at home because i took the car.
I asked my friend if she could take me to my car, apparently she couldnt and i bid her farewell. I give her a kiss on the cheek and it was prickly…wtf?…
I think this is about the time i decided to wake up…
